I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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