my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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