at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Sorry about my life...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
