god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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