Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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