Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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