i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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