He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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