I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
