so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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