She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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