Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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