they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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