I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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