Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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