Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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