Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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