is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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