idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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