My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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