your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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