Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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