wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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