Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
