Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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