let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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