I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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