what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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