Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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