4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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