we're blogging at a bar
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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