I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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