Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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