420 ftw
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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