your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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