im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
