What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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