Kiss
Puke
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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