I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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