Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
