In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
