weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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