So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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