Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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