I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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