I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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