u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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