Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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