nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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