How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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