There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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