This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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