How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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