so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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