dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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