Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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