He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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