I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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