last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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